Thursday, December 29, 2011

Oh Yeah? WELL....WEEEEEE

Iran has FILMED a U.S. Navy Aircraft Carrier!

Right.

And in 1969 our country landed on the moon.

Is this a testament to the fact that Iran has cameras and film now?

Or are they just admiring our Aircraft Carriers?

I know they didn't get a picture of our submarines.

Or our satellites.

If Iran wants to do something SUPER amazing to benefit the world, make it so nothing ever requires "C" batteries.  Just "D," 9 Volt, "AA" and "AAA."  

Far more useful, impressive and appreciated than "filming an aircraft carrier" which I've done in my time in our fine fine navy.  I've filmed flowers, bottles of wine, ocean, dolphins, airplanes.....it's really not that impressive. 

I'm soooooooo scared of Iran.   

Meanwhile I know a few of our fine fine boys in the Silent Service have been able to plot a torpedo firing solution on a few of their targets loafing about in the gulf - far more advanced than "photography 101."