Thursday, September 30, 2010

ANIMALS COME BACK FROM EXTINCTION!!!! HOLY SKAMOCKAWAY!

Uh, this is bad for the evil human-hating conservationists. In their self-loathing of their own species which they would like to see extinct - meaning all humans except for the ones they like - along the lines of the same mentality of the National Organization of Women going ballistic on Harry Reid for saying a democrat woman was "hot" and calling it degrading to women while they completely ignore the degrading treatment to Christine O'Donnell and proclaim it acceptable with their silence - it appears conservationists are OVER estimating species that have been extinct.
Bikini Ball Maid - like a mermaid - but not quite - no one's ever
touched a Bikini Ball Maid through the ball.
Over estimating to the point that - one third are coming back from "extinction."



I'm attaching some photos of some creatures that are either rare, or have come back from extinction or are trying to eliminate themselves form the gene pool.

So I'm wondering what's the deal with the Loch Ness Monster?  Never been there, have friends who have.  Real?   Here we have Sasquatch - and I have several friends who have seen a Sasquatch - and there are caves near here that have evidence left behind of them - apparently they smell very very strong and move very quickly.


This doesn't help your prospects of propagating - not that it will kill you -
it just doesn't impress the ladies and improve your chances of mating.

 

Headstand Bull - very rare and likely to be extinct because they are easy
to kill in their defensive posture.



 Yeah...I don't think moose can ride a bow wave like dolphins can
candidate for extinction.


 
Yeah....that's not a firefly....darwinism at work...may extinct itsself


The GIANT hummingbird is now extinct













What do you do with a Muslim in America?

This is clearly a hate filled video of Muslims - I like this video - very well done.  I don't even know what to call this.

Muslim Hating Video?  Muslim Friendship Video?  Invite them to America so they can see what they have been told overseas isn't true.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

More Money! James Bond Weapons! (Less Politics)


I'm taking a break from the usual political writing lately.

I also think  I screwed a bunch of subscribers to my blog over by deleting and re-installing the feedburner email subscription app.  Sorry about that if that happened to you!  I promise a full refund!

You can look for it on your next bill from Simplybecauseitis!

So - politics can only get so stupid and so corrupt when there's not much more to talk about.

Since Simplybecauseitis is "a tasteful touch of common sense, education and old fashioned values with the ocassional politically incorrect stab at the world we live in" and it's my blog that google is providing me for free in exchange for providing them with an income revenue by advertizing for them - I can write about what I pretty much want to.

SO!

I woke up this morning. 

Annnnd Obama was still an idiot.

I did have an idea through the course of the day.  If evolution is a true principle then why are there democrats?  Isn't that regression?

But - I went to work on 3 hours of sleep because - well - one of my staff's son who's a gun carrier like I am shot at someone on their property breaking into their house or something like that and got arrested - so no sleep for me.

Long story short, Jen and I later had a bit of time together and went to a park and I whipped out my minelab exploerer II while she used the bathroom and I promptly found a penny buried a few inches down just outside the bathroom without even searching and then there was a dime on the top of the dirt - I think it was just starting to try to hide.  Money likes to bury itsself and then camoflage itsself by changing color to match the dirt.

Any rate, later we ended up with the kids at another park and - voila voici bene dozo voila deja! More money. 

It was getting almost too easy.  EXCEPT I was getting annoyed with the roots in the park. Lots of tree roots all over the place.  One stupid bottle cap off a champaigne bottle disguised itsself as a coin and took a good 20 minutes of digging through the roots to determine it's true identity.  And I thought when I discovered what it was "Your're not money! You're an impostor!"

On an ADD note.  Ever notice in the old James Bond Films - if Mr. Bond is issued a weapon I guarantee you he's going to use it.

And if he uses it, he's never going to be completely successful with it and obliterate his enemy with it.  No.  He's going to spend 15 minutes demonstrating every capaibility of the weapon - including its inability to finish him off immediately with a single shot - before finally finishing him off.   I kind of think at the end of the James Bond movies there should be a coupon or advertizement where you can get the James Bond weapn what was used in the film and get a discount for buying it from the movie.  "Man Killing Ultralight! With Nuclear Missiles (plutonium warheads sold separately - must collect three movie stubs) SALE!  Buy now!"

I don't have much to say.  Just....nonsense in the world.  So I'm going to go to bed for now.

Anyways - here's an interesting account of what it's like being on METH!  Found it while reading up on what happened with my staff's son.


Why doesn't everyone use meth?  It's so wonderful! It feels so peaceful it should be legal!

*sigh* bedtime. 

OH! And I only found 14 cents today.  Soon I hope to figure out gold and silver signatures on the minelab.





Something I Enjoy About Having Kids (Break from politics etc.)

You know, I've got two kids - and while kids are exceptionally demanding and tiring there are some benefits to having them.

One of them that I particularly enjoy is that they force me to see things in the world I've either forgotten or would otherwise miss.

For example, why just walk out to the car to go to work?  Did you know that the ten second walk to your car can actually take a good twenty minutes if done properly?  And that in the 50 feet between your front door and your car there is more nature and bugs and interesting dirt to be found than you've probably paid attention to in the last twenty years of your life? 

Other things I enjoy?  Their world is simpler.  And so the things they enjoy are simpler.  TV.  Music.  Stories. 

It's actually all a break.

I probably wouldn't watch Disney as much as I do were it not for them.  But instead, my house is full of Disney music and just a bunch of things I wouldn't see otherwise.

I know the day will come when my house is clean, sterile....empty.  For now piles of laundry, half finished art projects, cracker crumbs and kids toys grace everywhere I look.  The day will come when I will miss them.

For now, I get to appear like a genius on everything my kids ask me because they believe dad knows everything.  At this point they stump me ocassionally - not because I don't know the answer but I don't know how to explain it in a way they will understand.

So my 4 year old daughter already has to go to bed with the stereo on and her own style of music.  I enjoy it - I wouldn't have gotten to hear it otherwise.

For now - kids are a great break from all the other nonsense in this world.

Nice Ride.....

I know, this is old in the internet world, but I still like it.  Did you see the look on the cops face?  Me neither!  Because you don't see anything at 180 mph!   Of course I'd get off the highway too and try to lose him as well.


New Dem Logo



Seen here: link

Dogs are Psychic.....

Sherry sent me this one.

Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?

Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast

Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask. How do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially cats and dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right... When impending doom is upon us.

They'll always try to warn us!




We should have paid attention......

Mexican Hurricane

Sent to me by Howard.


 A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico .  Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
 Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
 The European community is sending food and money.
 The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to
replace the dead ones. 

God Bless America

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

So....you CANT keep your doctor or policy.......lies lies lies.....

http://www.boston.com/business/healthcare/articles/2010/09/28/harvard_pilgrim_cancels_medicare_advantage_plan/

http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2010/sep/25/insurers-stop-adding-kid-policies/

Sooooooo......I'm guessing since they are cancelling policies for senior citizens and refusing to take children anymore on many policies....am I to assume this was in the part of the obamacare bill they didn't read?

So THIS is what ants feel when I burn them under a magnifying glass.......

Amusing story here.

Okay - this one cracked me up.

The human brain - the conclusions it comes up with when something's just....not right.....can be pretty darned entertaining.

The guy in the story, who found the pool area of a Las Vegas Hotel to be.......unusually warm.....due to a defect in the glass building that magifies the suns rays on a part of the pool.....was freaking out!  "Oh my gosh we fried the ozone layer!" Meanwhile he's running around trying to escape the heat - like an ant under a magnifying glass.....don't ask me how I know.  I'm so ashamed.

I remember speeding under a photo radar system when I was stationed in Japan.  I was 20 and it was my first car and I didn't know what photo radar was and I usually drove everywhere at 110 mph.  Suddenly the night sky lit up with a massively bright red flash that filled my car - the photo radar was on a tower spanning the road and had taken a flash photo of me (the Japanese use red at night so it doesn't destroy your night vision) - I had the sunroof open - and then the light was gone.  I looked up - I swear I thought I was about to get abducted by a UFO or something and nothing for the life of me could account for the insanely bright red flash that had just filled my car and the night sky.  I scanned the sky - uncertain of what happened.  I wasn't sure whether I needed to pray or what.

Anyways, I couldn't find a video of ants being burned and its too dark and late at night to go make one - so here's a video of ants digging tunnels in a gel ant farm instead.

By This Shall Men Know.........Take Time Out.....to listen

John 13: 34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
36 ¶ Simon Peter said unto him, Lord, whither goest thou? Jesus answered him, Whither I go, thou canst not follow me now; but thou shalt follow me afterwards.
37 Peter said unto him, Lord, why cannot I follow thee now? I will lay down my life for thy sake.
38 Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, till thou hast denied me thrice.

In all the noise and contention in the world -  it's going to get worse before it gets better unless we keep the precept above  - I thought I'd post something different from the noise - something that gives me hope.

Often mankind looks to the heavens and says "If there is a god....he wouldn't have...." or "why doesn't he....?" 24 But behold, all things have been done in the wisdom of him who knoweth all things. 2 Nephi 2:24

Matthew 18:7 ¶ Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!

Opposition is a part of this life.  We've been given a time to test ourselves in mortality. A chance to test our spirits against our weak flesh.  We were given the freedom to choose and to learn for ourselves.  Without opposition or the possibility of it, there is no freedom - and without freedom there is no growth - and without growth......what is there?

If opposition is intended to be a part of this life - and opposition stems from God giving us the freedom to create opposition - what do we do? 

Rail back? Rant and rave?  Or quietly go to work, studying, learning, and embettering ourselves and preparing for what's to come? 

The calamities that will sweep over mankind have already been foretold.  It's pretty obvious by looking around that they are already here.  Record numbers of earthquakes, tsunamis, economic and social upheaval.....so what do we do? 

Go turn ourselves to Him who created us.  Find peace in knowing we've done what's right.  Find comfort though storms blow around us.  Refuse to be corrupted by the influences of the world.  "Be still and know I am God" (D&C 101:16).  All things I struggle with.

So we know where the cards lie.  We've already got the cheat sheet.  We've already been told what's going to happen.  We know how it ends.  Do we know what to do?  We've been told that too. 

I've posted this before but it's inspiring to me to hear a prophet's voice (or several prophets' voices) calm and collected in these times of troubles.  Men who've even fought in WWII and seen the overthrow of nations and been around to build them back up.  Men who know God.  Men who bring a message of peace in troubled times. 

This weekend is General Conference.  A time when we will hear words of comfort.  Words of peace when peace is so hard to be found in this world.  And it will become harder in many ways in years to come.  I guess I'd invite anyone who reads this to listen sometime.  Take the time.  Turn off the soundbite-world with it's fast-easy-obvious answers that still leave things as troubled as they were in the beginning.  Take time to listen and ponder. Tune out the noise.  Lift our minds up beyond the troubles of the world and hope for something better.  If you do - I hope you enjoy.

That's just my thoughts for the day as I prepare to go to work.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Interesting.....Hawaii knew Obama wasn't Legit?

Late Night Picture Dump....

Gotta Love Rush.....


Yessss.....

Gotta love it......

I like this bank.....

Our local geese....Canadian Geese.....ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT Canadian Geese

Democrat Party Convention.....

A forest Trail that my sister in law "turned up" the green on - it wasn't that green when I was there....

Metal Detecting AGAIN - got it figured out now. Minelab Explorer II

Took the Minelab Explorer II out tonight after having read the owner's manual - and WOW.

I figured out how to turn the variableness of the audio pitches up to the max and this is what made all the difference also after having learned to read the smart-find screen.

WHAM WHAM WHAM!

I didn't even have that long to go out and all of a sudden it was one right after the other.

I actually found a PILE of money - okay - a small pile.  But - someone's pockets got dumped on the beach.  This is the same beach I've been at for the last three visits over ground I've really struggled to discern what I was hearing.

So now with the audio completely tweaked out - and using my new handy-dandy-sifter - it was just one after the other.  I think I only had 45 minutes or so and all but two of these were found in the same hole. 

Interestingly - it's almost the exact same amount as what I found last night (63 cents tonight and 64 last night).

So, reading the owner's manual was relatively painless - but I've played around with it enough to know what I needed to do as soon as I went back after having read it.  So in a way - I really hadn't played with it enough to understand the owner's manual yet.  The Minelab Explorer II has a very steep learning curve - or so a lot of people say and I agree.

At any rate, the piles of change were sounding or looking like they were a "pipe" buried underground because the minelab wasn't differentiating between the individual items - so it looked like something really large underground - way to big to be money. 

And then tonight when I went back.....a pile of money. 

I was having an easier time differentiating between trash and money though.  I didn't dig up a single piece of trash this time with the audio set with the maximum differentiation.   I was ONLY picking up money. 

Now - I know what money looks like but I'm not quite certain about the different metals that I'd be interested in digging up. I do have some gold coins and silver coins in my safe I might go and test out on the minelab to see what kind of reading I get and start looking for jewelry.

How I got into metal detecting you ask?  Funny you should ask.  Well - let me tell you.

When I worked for Select Comfort's Home Delivery in Portland (and was the Senior Technician for an area covering Oregon, Washington and California - WOOT!) during a delivery in Woodburn, Oregon, with Jonathan my Brother In Law who worked with me, a man was a coin collector.  I collect coins too.  But he had some stuff I had no idea how to find.  Namely raw gold nuggets.  And then he whipped out a Minelab Explorer II and took me and Jonathan outside to show us how it worked and explained where he got all his rare finds.


Having tried metal detecting before with an early model from Radio Shack that simply had a needle on it, when I saw the display as he searched his lawn - I knew I had to have one.

No.

Not just have one.

I had to have one before Jonathan.

Or anyone.

So - I went Minelab Explorer shopping.  And they were well over $1k. 

So I waited until I found one for less than $1k and saved my money up until I had zero dollars and a nice empty high interest credit card and was broke in college and bought one.

And now - two years later - I'm figuring it out.

Although on my very first day I found a dollar at Seaside.  I'd be totally stoked about going back to Seaside now though - last time I found a penny and enough nails to build my own house but now I know I could discriminate them out much easier this time.

The one thing I like about it is I can use regular AA batteries.  I hate battery chargers.  About the only thing I'm willing to charge is my cell-phone.

So in conclusion: HOORAY MINELAB!  I think now that I know what I'm doing this would SMOKE a White's Metal Detector having played alongside someone with one a few times - I'm absolutely convinced the Minelab is the king in this instance. 

That and my handy dandy sifter.

Iranians Using Unlicensed Versions of Windows for Nuke Plant!!!!!!!

What a cheapskate rogue regime!   They are too cheap to even use regular software!  They are using unlicensed versions of Windows in their nuke facility - hence the worm they are having that's got the potential to take over their nuclear facility!

Okay - did they get it from the Russians? 

We all know the Russian Mafia is into pirating software....hmmmm.....I wonder where they got the uranium for the reactor from.  Ebay?  Maybe they don't actually have Uranium.  Heck - maybe they don't even have a reactor.

Or maybe it's a "Pirated" reactor and because it's pirated there's no warrantee and once it goes defective they will have to buy a new one.

Hm. 

Maybe Obama can go after them for software piracy rather than being a rogue regime.  We all know that carries a heavy fine in the US. 

Then he can show he's serious on terrorism.

Maybe we can have a show trial where we can read them their rights in absentia.  Or invite the Iranians to build their embassy on the front lawn of Microsoft in an effort to open a dialogue of openness.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

National Gun Registration Coming? HR 45.

Metal Detecting: Minelab Explorer II - Lake Oswego....AGAIN!

Went metal detecting on the banks of the Willamette again tonight.  Nice night.  Rachel played in the river, left Matthew at home so the kids could have a break from each other and I could have a break from TWO kids, although having the one can still be a handful.

Anyways, I think I'm not using the minelab right.  I'm having all sorts of issues with it.  Maybe I actually need to read the owners' manual.  At any rate - I made a sifter out of a windshield wiper fluid bottle that was empty.  I drilled a bunch of 5/8" holes in it (smaller than a dime) and cut the end off .  Then when I found something I dug a pile.  Then picked up part of the pile with the sifter. 

If the pile still showed something in it - I'd get another part of the pile with the sifter until it didn't show anything in it.  Then - SIFT AWAY!  I found this went even faster if I dipped the whole thing in the river. 

I was having a hard time on the heavily populated side as there's so much trash to sift through, but when I got to the other side where only lovers make out - the beeping dropped drastically and I was only hitting money at that point.  Actually all but two pennies were found on the "lover's lane" side of the park.

Here was my finds this evening (two quarters....I think....a dime....four pennies)

Much better with the sifter.  I don't have to worry about it going through my fingers anymore.  Now I think I just need to read the owners' manual.


Here's a bunch of jellybeans I didn't find with the minelab.   

More Lies - More Laughs - Less Action........?

Obama is still lying that if we cut taxes that is the same as increasing the deficit by spending more.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/09/26/boehner-dems-time-comedy-tax-cuts-congress/

I don't know how to put it more simply than that.

Cutting taxes =/= spending money.

I'm not even going to expend the effort to explain that one. 

But the current party in power has completely lost all credibility as a party.  They won't vote to cut taxes or extend tax cuts but will call for a comedian to come to a hearing - nicely put Mr. Boehner.

There are too few who stood against it who were members of it - in standing against it they should have renounced it - the damage, lies and dishonesty are too great to stand by it.

There comes a point when you have to no longer trust the representatives of an organization so corrupt.  It's akin to thinking because someone in the Nazi Party doesn't support genocide, they only work in munitions, that they aren't helping the process.


Saturday, September 25, 2010

America's Number One Enemy: Ourselves

America has a lot of enemies in this world.

Some have said these enemies exist because we are too powerful or cite some transgression on the part of America as being responsible for their hatred.

But beyond foreign powers who have nukes or are about to get them and agitated idiots with towels on their heads hoping to overthrow us - there is one enemy we haven't looked at who is the most dangerous of all and poses the greatest threat to us as we marshall to defend the country: Ourselves.

Most of our problems as a nation  - internally and externally - would be solved if we simply lived out the Ten Commandments.

I could even throw out the first three because in living the last seven you're going to probably be keeping the first three anyways.

For example, much of the class envy and even recent legislation - indeed an entire campaign was focused on breaking the 8th commandment and the 10th - stealing and coveting.  Coveting that which wasn't ours, a lack of gratitude for what we have, and being willing to pass laws to take from others what we wanted and calling it "fairness"

That significant piece of legislation called "healthcare" was also a violation of the 9th commandment - there was much bearing false witness of each others' plans and a total lack of honesty on the entire project.  Greed for power and corruption - again violations of the 10th commandment - proved fatal to our nation.

More than that, it wasn't just the politicians who were responsible.  No.  It was an entire nation (collectively) that refused to be happy with what it had (coveting still what others have - greed), who refused to not be taken in by the lies (9th commandment) of a media and critically think for themselves and ask if what they were hearing and seeing were the same things - it wasn't christian stewardship of our nation.

Even the keeping of the Sabbath - Exodus 20:8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: 10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: 11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. (Exodus 20) would save us economically as a nation.

I worked for a company that kept this commandment or principle in the U.S.

They are the leader in what they do everywhere they are.  And people need and want their services and are more than willing to wait a day to get their services.  In keeping this commandment - or observing this principle - they do the same amount of business but do it  in six days instead of seven and cut out 14% of their overhead increasing their profit margins significantly.  Spiritually it gives us a rest as a nation, as well as gave the company's equipment a rest and everyone a break - to block out the conundrum noise of the world for a day - the rush for material goods - we save money observing this principle - and we rested our minds. 

How many of our abortion issues would be solved by the sixth commandment (thou shalt not kill)?  Remembering the Lord said of little children "such is the kingdom of heaven" we have ceased as a nation to value life - to value OURSELVES - when we suffer infants to be murdered.   And in turn, can we really keep the 5th commandment, honor thy father and mother, when a father and mother suffer their infants to be murdered - and where do we stand when we claim some moral high ground or superiority by refusing to call it what it is?

And how many of these abortions would not be even forthcoming if we as a nation kept the seventh commandment and were chaste and saved ourselves for wedlock - committed and ready?  How much less might we be tempted to covet what others want due to the burdens of having children out of wedlock?

But what does this have to do with national security?
As a nation we now lack the moral clarity to even defend ourselves anymore.  We are incapable of recognizing our enemies, here or abroad. Our politicians get elected breaking the 9th commandment (lying) and promising to break the 8th (stealing) so they can cater to people who are breaking the 10th commandment (coveting).  As a result to survive economically and in response to greed, we think we need to break the 4th (Sabbath day), and we no longer have rest from the world.  And in turn we begin to put our faith in other things to save us and people to save us and break the first commandment, and the second and third are similarly broken thereby.

We turn outside our families for comfort breaking the 7th commandment (adultery) and lose the confidence of our children and weaken society and put a burden on it - our children wonder why they would need to keep the 5th commandment (honor your father and mother.)

If we kept those Ten Commandments - we as a nation would be so wealthy, so powerful, our enemies would have fallen in front of us long ago.  There would be no stopping us - we would recognize things for what they are.  But instead?  We are blinded by greed, willing to steal, want something for nothing - as long as it doesn't hurt us and hurts someone else we don't know who probably deserves to have it taken from them - have little compassion for our fellow man and zero for the unborn, of whom "such is the kingdom of heaven" - that we stumble about - foolish - drunken as it were with our own intellectualism and proud of our intellectual achievements - but unable to steer a straight course as a nation or as individuals.

We will be our own downfall unless we are able to abide by those principles - we will be unable to save ourselves as a nation from the things that come and will come from breaking each and every one of those.

Most of us do not even know the liberties that were provided for us by our founding fathers - but apart from constitutional freedoms - we are slaves to greed and pride and corruption.  Unless we throw off those chains - we will lose the rest of our constitutional freedoms as we sell ourselves to new masters to gain the security that would have come from keeping those simple ten commandments.

~Saturday's Warrior.


Exodus 20
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
7 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
12 ¶ Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
13 Thou shalt not kill.
14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
15 Thou shalt not steal.
16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.

Rule Number 1: Don't Steal. Rule Number 2:......

If you do steal, don't hide in a dumpster being picked up by a garbage truck for your getaway.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314889/Man-killed-rubbish-truck-hideaway-starts-compact-him.html

"Thou Shalt Not Steal" would have prevented this. 

Maybe now he can write a book and make some money off it.

Will he go to prison for it or is this punishment enough?

World's Record Set: Fastest Pitch in a Major League Game

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=sh-redspadres092410

My father was scouted for professional baseball in high school - he ended up going to Viet Nam instead.

Baseball's a game I really enjoy playing but would rather go to the park to watch - football on TV.

At any rate - a 105mph fast pitch?  New World's Record?  I'm not the world's biggest baseball fan but I really admire when someone excells at something and puishes the limits of human achievement whatever it may be (unless it's something stupid like world's longest fingernails or something less than inspiring.)

VOTER FRAUD UNCOVERED - and how to spot and stop it.....

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/09/23/voter-fraud-houston-tea-party-truethevote-texas/?test=latestnews

This is a pretty intense campaign these girls started.

We all know democrats are corrupt - but this is just amazing.

I'm against voter fraud - I realize that if the masses vote for everyone collecting welfare - well - then democracy wins - but at the same time, if that's our society's thought process then we don't have much of a society then. 

This in mind, I'm also in favor of education but not state run on this issue.

BORN TO BE...........lead by a dog? Cartoons!




Friday, September 24, 2010

ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A BABY? Take this test.

Are You Ready to Have Kids?

Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego's. (If Lego's are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.)

Grocery Store Test: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

Night Test: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 - 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

Physical Test (Women): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans.

Physical Test (Men): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

Final Assignment: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

psyche analysis of Obama - an insight

I'd been wondering for some time why Obama doesn't just carry out everything he's said he's going to.  He certainly has the power to.

And then it occurred to me: He's an egotist.

He has to have people's approval.

He's now gotten access to so many things that show him the world's not the way he thought it was....

And now he realized the world's not as simple as he thought it would be - and that getting approval is going to be harder than he thought.

So - he's driven by popular opinion - unless he can do something and deceive people into thinking he's helping them.

Anyways - just a thought or realization on all this.

All of this is just ego!

Late Night Humor

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We as-they-say like to multiply" So the laboratory rabit starts a family that day. "That is an amazing life!"he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I gotta get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette, a drink of whiskey and a hit of meth."

Thursday, September 23, 2010

MESSED UP VIDEO! Fat kid on roller coaster.....

Best Bull Ride EVER (And they call the thing a rodeooooooo!)

Shout out to South Dakota!!!!



AS OF TODAY - Simplybecausitis has now been read in all 50 states - South Dakota was the last holdout.

Welcome aboard South Dakota and welcome to come back at any time!



Picture Time - My Pictures.....and pranks.

The quality on these is a lot better actually - except I emailed them to myself from my cell phone (which takes some pretty stellar pics) and it had to downsize them.  So for now they look better smaller.

But I thought I'd just post a couple pics I took (couple = two).

Anyways - when I was in school....I was in hell.  This is the fence at the edge of the soccer field of the gradeschool I went to - looking out at the other side....at freedom. I used to LIVE on the edge of that fence for freedom - or - I perfected my paper airplane throwing skills on recess....I was pretty good....


This is the top of the slide on the playground.  I wasn't all that fond of the slide.....UNTIL I LEARNED that "waxing" the slide and polishing it made it essentially a "time warp" from the top to the bottom where you hit the bottom at mach three with your hair on fire.  Speaking of waxing - I found you could wax other things as well.....like....the floor!  Candle wax on a floor then smoothed over was great at sending teachers doing the splits and careless third graders running through the halls trying to turn crashing into walls....until the day I got caught.  Amazingly I only got the candle taken away - I don't think she knew what I was doing and didn't get it and you couldn't see it.

Another prank.  The library at Oregon City High School had alarms in the books - little strips of tinfoil that set off the beepers as you walked out.  

If you could just FIND those and then put them in people's schoolbags?  They set off the alarms and got interrogated for stealing books.  Yeah I was only 15 okay so leave me alone...STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!

Something else I was good at?  Spitwads.  Not the type you throw.  no no no no.  Not classy and very gross.  no - I'm talking the ones you blow with a straw.   I used to roll those things up so hard that it was essentially like getting hit with a BB gun in class.  Mine were usually dry  (relatively - bit of moisture to help them form) but sometimes if you wanted to just gross someone out?  Just don't pack them at all so when they fly out of the straw they then expand out into some huge monstrosity of wet kleenex that is completely unpredictable as to its direction and then just plasters itsself on something disgusting like.  My best shot was with a packed dry ball at Jason (Should I post his last name? Nah.) B. and hitting the back of his throat while his mouth was open and he was talking from across the room inducing one of the world's greatest choking fits ever seen - a dry spitwad stuck to the back of his throat.  He grabbed his neck - mouth was open - gagging and I could see my little spitwad stuck dryly to the back of this throat.  Talk about immensely satisfying!  I still smile today every time I think of that shot.  Actually I'm smiling now.  No that's not true.  I'm actually laughing and smiling. 

 OR - you could bend the clip on your pen so it made a little springboard "catapult" and you could "launch" them from behind and below your desk in your lap and pretty much "lob" them into the teacher's hair.  Mean in hindsight - absolutely entertaining to a 5th grader.




Entire Protest Falls & Fails Because of One Man's Questions

I wasn't going to post this as I saw others were posting it - but it's too good not to.  So even if others have seen it - will consider putting this in my blog for my "personal stash" then at the very least.   This is just UNBELIEVABLE - or is it?   They could NOT handle him asking questions.  Their signs were pre-printed and handed out to them.  They were being directed around - this IS the democrat party y'all. 

Bank Robber ALMOST Gets Away With It!!!!

If only he hadn't been speeding - 54 in a 40. 

story and news link here

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Dinner


Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Good Heavens - Justice? Misunderstanding? Culture Clash?

There comes a time when I wonder what's fit to print.

disturbing story here that's very graphic 

I know not all Muslims are like this.

However, given certain events in the world this isn't helping their cause any. 

One Minute of Prayer.

ONE MINUTE EACH NIGHT.....


ONE MINUTE EACH NIGHT During WWII, there was an advisor to Churchill who organized a group of people who dropped what they were doing every night at a prescribed hour for one minute to collectively pray for the safety of England, its people and peace. Shortly thereafter bombing stopped.

There is now a group of people organizing the same thing here in America .

If you would like to participate: each evening at 9:00 PM Eastern Time (8:00 PM Central, 7:00 PM Mountain, 6:00 PM Pacific), stop whatever you are doing and spend one minute praying for the up-coming election, and for the revival of Christianity in this great country.

If you know anyone who would like to participate, please pass this along.

Someone said if people really understood the full extent of the power we have available through prayer, we might be speechless. Our prayers are the most powerful asset we have.

Please pass this on to anyone who you think will want to join us.

With faith in God We Trust,

By the Holy Spirit We Know,

Through the atonement of Jesus Christ We return Home.

Military Oaths of Enlistment

US Air Force Oath of Enlistment


I, Zoomie, swear to sign away 4 years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I'm too smart for the Army and because the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike riding test as a valid form of exercise. I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even though I believe myself to be above that. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times besure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of my snicker "Basic Training," I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, chairborne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. I consent to never getting promoted (EVER) and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday will probably outrank me tomorrow. So help me God.


US Army Oath of Enlistment

I, Wannabe-Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the United States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, because I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers in my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will ever see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my sexual...er...I mean Boot Camp, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a smarter Air Force guy or a better looking Marine. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back. While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 to report back to the "company." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working in construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So help me God.

US Navy Oath of Enlistment

I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world. using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, scuttlebutt, geedunk, and head" instead of "floor, wall, hat, drinking fountain, candy and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank and ensignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever to anyone else. I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hrs every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours and be nominated for Sailor of the Year. I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." So help me Neptune.
US Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment

I, state your name, swear... uuhhhh... high-and-tight... (grunt) cammies... uhh... ugh... Air Force women... OORAH! So help me Chesty Puller.
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The Cost of Illegal Immigration (Vegetables & Fruit)......

Surprise!  the Gay Navy vote failed.  I'm quite surprised actually.

It's despicable that Reid would put an issue giving illegals amnesty that particularly affects one state (Arizona) which is in the middle of a lawsuit over the whole issue.....the man is either demented or I'm starting to wonder if he sold his soul.

At any rate, one of the letters I received from my congress critters stated that farmers have a problem finding help for their crops that they can afford.

And this in turn drives up prices of food.

LETS DO THE MATH - or at least figure this out.

We allow an Illegal to pick fruit for below minimum wage which makes our apples $0.49-$0.79/lb for Red delicious Apples.

GREAT!

BUT - we then run a hospital into the ground paying for the illegal's healthcare - making the healthcare system cost more.

We run up legal bills chasing down identity theft - making law enforcement cost more.

We also run our school into the ground trying to keep up with their kids education - making schools less effective and cost more.

We pay for food stamps for the illegal - making taxes go up.

We pay out government benefits in other forms making other taxes go even higher.

So at this point - while our APPLES may be cheap - the costs are absorbed in many other ways - so your $0.79/lb apples are actually around $50.00/lb when you get it all figured out (I don't have an exact number - how would you calculate that anyways - the point is - this is happening).

Illegal immigration therefore IS NOT about cheap vegetables.

It's anything BUT cheap.

It's about illegal votes for the democrat party - and government control over an entire industry.

Along with amnesty going down the gay navy also got voted down.

http://thehill.com/news-by-subject/defense-homeland-security/120029-dadtnosenate-deals-blow-to-dont-ask-dont-tell-repeal 

I have a question - how about an ALL gay navy/army/air force/marine corps?   That way they can be SPECIAL!

That might be all you have left when they get done with this whole thing and people start jumping ship.

You know what else is a shame? 

There's two psychological tactics called "Foot in the door" and "door in the face" when it comes to persuasion.

Door in the face comes when you ask for something so outrageous they are GOING to say "no" so that when you ask for something smaller that doesn't seem reasonable - compared to the first objective it will be - and they agree to it.

Foot in the door is when they ask for something small, and then a bit more and a bit more and on and on until they obtain their objective.

It's a shame the gay thing is being portrayed as "no big deal" and opposition to it calling it a radical social agenda is being portrayed as hateful.

Wanting your military units cohesive so they can carry out their mission and survive isn't hateful - it's not idealogical.  It's being focused on the mission.  And things that distract from the mission or are a threat to it need to be eliminated or avoided.   That's why the military is built the way it is - and that's why it's as successful as it is.


This is WITHOUT people on it - and this is typical of the entire boat
 But I nominate any of congress to go serve someplace tight as a submarine and then see how important social cohesion and comfort with each other is.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Shout out to Ireland.....

It seems Simplybecauseitis has some fairly heavy readership over in Ireland and around it. 

At any rate, I've never been there.  I had the opportunity to get stationed over there on embassy duty (cake duty if you ask me) but I asked to see the Far East instead and got sent to the Orient on my last tour.

I have an Irish last name after a few centuries of evolution from the Scottish/Irish roots of it that now sound not as much like what it used to. My wife's family is directly from Scotland.  It's odd to me that my name is quite rare in the US - nobody can read my last name though my first name was a good solid Catholic first name of one of the biblical apostles - but my last name....NOBODY can read it.  I can count on less than 10 fingers the number of times people have read my name correctly without stumbling over it.  And it's not even that hard!   And then I get all sorts of weird accents on it on how people pronounce it when they figure out what it is.  My father's first and middle names just - yeah - Michael David Patrick......

Never been to Ireland though I've heard it's just heaven in its beauty.  I want to go there - or at least know more about it.

At any rate, the other side of my paternal family are Puritans from England - yeah....England and them didn't get along so well so they came over to oppress indians and take their land.  They tried to make a habit of shooting at least one a day - before noon if possible.

My maternal family I'm first generation American and am French Italian - and I get passed off as French or Italian on looks depending on what crowd I'm in - though I get told I look French - but I speak French with a Suisse Accent.

Anyways, what's my point?  Well - 6 generations ago my family - the ones from Ireland - were more than happy (?) to take up arms against England and two of my grandfathers fought in the American Revolution, one as a Captain and one as a Seargent - one infantry - one artillery - one killed - one thrived to victory - and if I go WAYYY back I have a grandmother who was told by God Himself not to eat an apple or she'd die and she did it anyways and then talked grandpa into doing it as well and it's been hell on earth ever since.  Way to go grandma!

I have to look at Ireland and knowing somewhat of the Irish Republic's struggle against the English I have to say "good for them for not selling out and caving."

I don't know much about Ireland.....never been there....wanna go - what would I do?  I don't know.  Stand in a green field and take a picture I guess - say I've been there.  Go find where my family came from.

GAY NAVY!!!!!....I mean GAY ARMY!!!...I mean GO NAVY! GO ARMY!


French Navy On Leave......
 I just gtot a couple questions to ask about our soon - to - be gay millitary for those who support the gay rights in the military.

How many of them who advocate for Gay rights ever cared anything about the military?

How many have served?

How many WOULD serve?

If getting the best and brightest requires us to lift the ban on gays OPENLY serving in the military - why not lift all the other restrictions as well such as physical or mental qualifications since the homo community has such a corner market on brains?   We could hire a bunch of really smart terrorists that I'm sure we've discriminated against or even people who could use a wheelchair to get to their fighter plane?  I mean...we're clearly not hurting for lack of it - so that can't be the point.  How about a bunch of savants with an IQ of 180 but no concept of morality?   Maybe we should open ALL ratings and MOS's to women and children if we're hurting so bad.

How about all the married men and women in the military who now can't openly have an orgy or swinger party with someone else because it's against the UCMJ to commit adultery?  What kind of discrimination is that???  I think it's absolutely unfair that I can't have an orgy and then come to work with all my orgy partners and discuss it and openly live an orgy lifestyle or sleep with people other than my wife or do it in any other position than the missionary position or be able to walk around in uniform with a sign saying "CLINTON WAS A F****ING IDIOT!!!! F*** OBAMA!!!! HELL NO I WONT GO!!!!"   WHERES MY RIGHTS ON THAT ONE?????  I feel so minimized.

We seem to be doing pretty well without them....but since we seem to need them so bad.....I wonder if this will be seen as a tool to piss off the jihadis and hate us even more - wouldn't it be?  I think it is only a tool to aggravate our enemies......

So if we need to be like Britain and Australia - well - there's a reason the US is Number One - its because we're not like everyone else. 

I think we should look at it as protecting the valuable valuable precious precious lives of America's homosexuals by keeping them openly out of harms way......they are far too valuable to waste in combat and need to spend their lives devoted to finding and exploring man-on-man love.


'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

HAPPY 114th BIRTHDAY!

Not that there's a sensational story behind this, but my Italian grandfather was born in 1883 - so - anyways - he's younger than my grandpa would be but is older than anyone I know and it just boggles my mind to think of the change he's seen in his lifetime.

There weren't really motor cars when he was born, the Indian wars were barely over and the west was still being tamed, morse code in telegraph wires was still the norm, and then came airplanes, moies, gas warfare, stock market crash, depression, moon landing.....

http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20100919/NEWS01/9190301

O'Donnell VERY WELL Qualified for Government Office (According to Left)

You know, it's tiring to even spend time on this but it is what it is - simply because it is - people are corrupt, especially the media.

Now they are saying that O'Donnell lacks the integrity for office and that she has embezzled money as well as evaded taxes.

Doesn't that now give her the experience to understand the everyday man an the mindset of so many people she would be working for?

Timmy Tax Cheat Geithner doesn't have a tax problem.

Charles Wrong Use of Government Funds Wrangel doesn't have an honesty problem.

Barrak Birth Certificate Obama doesn't have an integrity problem.

John Move My Yacht So I Don't Have To Pay Taxes Kerry doesn't have a public image issue with his honesty on taxes.

Hillary Hide My Money In Whitewater Accounts Clinton the secretary of state has ZERO ethics issues....neither does her husband.

Harry Have Some Money From An Island I Don't Even Own Any More Sale And Real Estate Scandals Reid doesn't have an ethics problem.....

Nancy Now You Need To Pass The Bill So We Can See What's In It Pelosi doesn't have a grip on reality problem.

Rapist Representative Wu doesn't have skeletons in HIS closet either!

Mayor Build A Victory Mosque Bloomburg doesn't have a reality problem. (A mayor over 8 million people).

Maxine Maul A Congressional Security Officer Because I'm Black and I'm Special Waters doesn't have an ethics issue.

These are just off the top of my head! 

So.....what's the big deal?   Ethics are only important to democrats when they don't like something. 

I'm wondering how long they can keep this up in the media before the media loses ALL credibility in the public eye? 

Anyways - I'm all for Christine O'Donnell!  I was thinking democrats should consider her OVER qualified - or under qualified for lack of experience and might need more corruption.


I CANT BEILIEVE WE WON!!!!


Monday, September 20, 2010

Pick a Political Issue to Support! (Guns?)

There are so many political issues - and I just can't support them all.  Not that I don't want to.  But I just can't.

So I'm trying to decide which one I want to or feel I NEED to stand behind.

I'm leaning towards the 2nd Amendment rights to bear arms.

Since I 'm a concealed weapons carrier yadda yadda this one's pretty important to me.
I'm pro military and anti-gaying-out-the-military but that's just me.

I'm not in FAVOR of civil unions but believe people should be able to have what they want in that area though I don't believe gay couples should be raising children no matter how functional they appear.....I'm definitely pro-family but then a good solid 2nd amendment is a good way to preserve your family.

Anyways - just a thought - thought I'd buckle down and pick something.

Attorney General Eric Holder (and friends!) Caught in Perjury!!!!

Our attorney general's staff caught lying under oath under penalty of perjury about the New Black Panther's case being dismissed at the lower levels - it actually was ordered at the highest levels of government including Obama's hand picked Attorney General.

Impeach? Step down?  Investigate?  Corruption anyone?

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/proof-new-records-show-doj-lied-about-new-black-panther-dismissal/

Oh - and while you're at it - go subscribe to all the liberal leftists email lists.....then you find out what they are motivating their people to go do and tell congress about and you can be in there against them.

I've joined a few now - it's quite entertaining.

Anyways - here's the NBP party members giving a hand signal / symbol that I hope isn't representative of something they did in prison together to each other.....the guy on the right IS smiling and the guy on the left....welll....maybe one is just showing off his cool wristbands and the other guy his tattoos and they are both peeved at having to wear stupid french berets.....I wonder if the one on the right is an artist....thats kinda an artistic beret.....maybe that's how he got his cool wristbands.....I'm starting to think (except for the hand signal) maybe they aren't such bad guys after all!

It's such a shame people gotta give in to so much hate like that.....they are simply misunderstood - they just needed someone like me to come along and straighten it all out.

North Korean Border Submarine Tours!!!!

Inspired by the exciting adventures of three American Hikers innocently hiking along the Iraq/Iran boder - and as we can see - NOTHING HAPPENED to the girl in all this - I've come to believe all this "totalitarian regime" hooplah is a bunch of nonsense.

SO!

To be the first, in the spirit of entrepreneurialism - I've decided to open a submarine tour service and get you RIGHT UP to the North Korean Border....right off the coast of China - and other exotic places that are probably so wonderful that it's only because communist party members want to keep it all to themselves.

So when they see just how friendly we are they will realize it was all a mistake and invite us in for fun and drinks!

We may get depth charged - or fired upon by torpedoes - all in an effort to show us just how harmless their weapons really are and that they couldn't hurt us even if they wanted to!

We will probably be taken to a prison and shown just how wonderful Communist "time-out" is - it can't be that bad.  Even a girl can survive Iranian "time out" and made it out before the boys did!

So come on down!  Lets go have some fun!

(I'm too tired to make this anymore interesting than it already isn't.....so here you go - free picture of a girl who doesn't look like she should have that gun....in front of a school....with other kids around)