Unforgettable Thank You.....oops....

You know....I have this problem myself.  I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who does this and that's the only reason I'm posting this (that and I almost died laughing only because I can't imagine being THIS bad) I say or even write things that could be taken as innuendo and well....for example.....you know....never mind.....maybe someday I'll tell about my Board of Review for my Military Police Officer's Qualifications (Oral Examination Board?) and how that went over - because....well....I say (and now write) things that don't always sound quite right.  At one point, after a particularly bad but completely unintentional innuendo I did get asked by the senior officers "What the hell are you doing with our flag out there, son?  What kind of color guard are you running?"  (now that I've left you wondering with that one).  I'm kind of surprised I ever ended up getting to meet the Chief of Naval Operations (Admiral Boorda) or Admiral Haskins with that kind of track record after I got out of there....

So if I ever type something that can totally be taken a different way that's COMPLETELY inappropriate....then I obviously meant it the OTHER way.....