Friday, January 27, 2012

no kidding....

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Late Night Pics....

AAAAND the American media continues to go crazy trying to stir up a Republican nomination process, unable to deal with the fact that the guy they put in the whitehouse isn't the man for the job and probably will be unemployed next year - so for now - more late night pics!




I WANT ONE!!!!!




late night pics

The US is going to hell because Americans are morons and the press is desperate to drag out the 2012 nomination process because they desperately want obama - so stupidity reigns some more. In the meantime? Misery loves comedy!


wth - creepy















Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Obama Personally Rescues Hostages!

Obama Himself - Dear Leader - led SEAL team six by making the phone call authorizing them to rescue an American hostage and a Dutch Hostage.

Obama's part in the raid consisted of making the phone call authorizing it and giving a State of the Union Address and then talking on the phone again afterwards about the raid.
Obama directing the raid

He has nominated himself for the Congressional Medal of Courageous Restraint and will present it to Himself at a ceremony presided over by Himself, and will televise it Himself while watching it Himself and then will write about Himself and then go make a statue of Himself.

Wait.

It's 2012.

Anyone remember him telling SEALs to hold off on killing pirates the other year because he didn't want to anger anyone? 

Not going after a drone in Iran cuz he didn't want to anger anyone?


Now he just orders nine black people offed in the dark to rescue two whites while risking a SEAL team that doubtless contained a few Hispanics?  What does that say about his views of Affirmative Action - are two whites worth nine blacks? 


He's doing this for the headlines and is willing to off a couple of His brothers to just to get the attention of the conservatives and to look tough to gain votes.

Obama in a tough stance stated: "The United States will not tolerate the abduction of our people, and will spare no effort to secure the safety of our citizens and to bring their captors to justice."

Yeah, except tolerating blacks intimidating whites at a polling station, allowing millions of Mexicans to come across our border to rape, murder and pillage among our people.  

I know there are some knee-jerkers who will take the monkey pic as racist.  No - that'd be too kind.  I'm saying he's stupid.

Silly Messenger....

A man with a gun was arrested near President Bush's home and then released. 

Silly man.

Good thing for Bush he didn't have a screwdriver or a hypodermic needle with diabetes medicine in it - cuz we know what would be coming to President Bush THEN. (Date rape!).

Why do we just ASSUME the guy meant harm to the president?  Maybe he was going to deliver his spiritual message and then commmit suicide and return to God who told him to deliver the message and say "Mission Accomplished."  

Anyone think of that? 

I mean - beats stabbing yourself in the head with a screwdriver or a bunch of insulin shots so you can be raped while you hope to die....

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

LOL - okay....whaddowegottado?

Nancy Pelosi on the Newt Gingrich Nomination Possibility:

Pelosi: "He's not going to be President of the United States. That's not going to happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it, it isn't going to happen."
King: "Why are you so sure?"
Pelosi: "There is something I know. The Republicans, if they choose to nominate him that's their prerogative. I don't even think that's going to happen."

Silly Nancy.  Don't you know?  We have to make him president to find out what it is!  Just like the healthcare bill.  We had to pass it to find out what's in it.  Same with Newt!  

What is it?  Newt was born in Kenya and they have found his original birth certificate and the democrats are going to claim fraud?  lol. 

That woman...mental health would be a great stimulus to some psychiatrists' pocket because it would be ongoing until she dies.

Monday, January 23, 2012

misery loves comedy...







How American Are You?

I scored 95% on this without paying attention and in a hurry - I say if you get less than 80% you shouldn't be voting.  The national average is ~46%.

Lord help us.

TAKE THE TEST HERE! MULTIPLE CHOICE! FREE! FREE! FREE!

And while I'm at it, I didn't realize I could put an email address in here.  Hm.  Nah. 

I wanna....

I wanna take a train trip across America.  

I wanna see Alaska.

I wanna do a lot.  I have already been to the tropics - I dream of Fiji but I don't know that I'd be all that excited about it after having been stationed in the tropics for some time already.  I really wanna see Alaska.  Anyways, I did get an invite to learn steam-engine maintenance the other day on a steam engine out on the coast as I poked my head into a train shop and found the engineer there working on the train.  I learned how to light off a boiler and a few other things I didn't know but wanted to.

Anyways....I always liked this song and the scenery's great in it.   I don't know where the rest of the world is from - I'm in Oregon - and yes - we do have a lot of wilderness here.  Not as much as Montana or North Dakota but a ton anyways.  An outdoorsman it amazes me just how easily you can get killed out there - and then to think that these were the pinnacle of technology at one point - made by hand - and how heavy they were.  Our grandfathers' magic carpets made of steel.